Workplace Relationsexing

Hahahaha...my friends! I am laughing so hard, half my ass is falling out of the pant!

Now be serious with me as I speak to you about these things.

Workplace relationships are a very important way to of course get more ass. You have to spend so many hours with these annoying wimins that sometimes you need to shut them up with by putting the cock inside them somewhere.

There is of course always caution which is important, as unlike Jean Francois you are semi mortal man that may in fact need the job in question. There is always ways around these things though.

What Jean Francois would like you to do right now is think of a wimins from your work that you think would like to fuck you. Of course it is probably all of them, but think of one that perhaps you would also like to become the balls deep with.

There. Now here is the thing about these things.

Jean Francois recently started a new job in a large city firm. Of course there are many girls that work in this place and it is for this that Jean Francois has of course been thinking of who and where some of the fucking could happen with. Lets start with the unusually large breasted, structurally unsound Asian human resources woman. Yes of course Jean Francois would like to bone miss Saigon, however, how to become sneaky is the problem many men will face and that's all about it.

Firstly you need to let the girl know that she has been chosen. I suggest getting her cell number is the first step. Having her cell number begins a many different ways you can inform the girl that she is on the mind therefore, with any luck, she can then be on the cock also.

Never do this until you have had the number for at least 3-4 days, but what is a great conversation starter is a short text message at 2am that says "Want to grab a pizza and watch a movie?" Of course she will not reply, as it is 2am and also if she does read it will think you are crazy. However, sometimes they reply...but this is rare. Either way...if they reply, you say that you sent it to the wrong person, namely her because you had a few drinks, or if they don't reply...never bring this up yourself. Because you 'sent it to the wrong person, you forgot all about it'.

Either way...the girl now knows that you like to party at 2am. Continue the friendship and one day she will bring it up and then you of course explain that you were with friends and other things, just make shit up is what Jean Francois would do. You see, the girls at the work are different to regular girls, but now she will look at you differently to the other people in the work and of course this will increase the chances for ass.

This technique has worked 2/6 attempts for Jean Francois to have sex with 7 days of sending the text message.

These are good odds my friends.


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Home Maintenance For Blowjobs

Jean Francois is handy with man tools, like the hammer and of course the spatula. It is for this that there was a time in Jean Francois life that a beautiful Thai girl named Marion invited the 'friendly and helpful' Jean Francois in to take a look at some recent damage to a wall that had been made while moving her collection of ships in a bottle upstairs.

Jean Francois refuses to knock on doors, so to let Marion know that I had arrived at her home I began to take a leak on her downstairs window. This is a very effective way to get someones attention who might not normally come to the door.

Unfortunately for Marion's perennials it was a morning after beer piss so even after she had answered the door, Jean Francois needed a few more minutes to get all of the poisons out of the internal piss tanker.

"Hello Marion, I am Jean Francois and I have come to receive the blowjob for these things" I mumbled. "Certainly Jean Francois, right this way and of course the blowjobs are for this and you" is what I thought she said, Jean Francois was of course not listening but rather looking around the house at all of the junk this ass with legs and other body parts had collected.

As Marion prepared Easter eggs and beer for a well earned morning snack, Jean Francois finished up the repair work with one final stroke of the putty. "It would be nice to receive the blowjobs now" I mentioned, as Marion eagerly scratched a losing lottery ticket.

As Marion was busy basting the Jean Junk, I found it amusing to make tiny balls with the Easter egg tinfoil wrapping and feed it to her fish in the nearby aquarium.

Ah, good job me, who is of course Jean Francois!


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Sexy naked woman *cont.*

Today I return to you

my friends, with the conclusion to the story of 'bone woman'.

As I left yesterday I took out, the big syringe. It was time for 'cleaning'. I must tell you, as beautiful as this girl was, it took all 125lbs of the precious creek water to get her adequately clean. The ass was caked closed, all but a toothpick could fit through the tiny exit chute. Like a Mexican plasterers rusty spatula, the stick I enlisted was deemed useless by completion.

It is now that I tell her she is ready. She tells me "Tukken tuk en tuk nukken". To my surprise she opens her smokey thighs. It is for this I reply "I will tuck my trunk in your nukken". She giggled and reached for the cock.

Her tiny vagina was waiting for me, on closer inspection it smelt of her ass. All of the waste I had cleared from the backdoor was now settled a top her muddy mound. I refused and instructed 'Jenny' to bring me another 100lbs of water. The towns creek was no more than 5 miles away.

I felt guilty using 4 days of the towns water to prepare the ass for my pleasure, but I tell you my friends, I was leaving in the morning!

She returned to the tent exhausted and weak, however I had been sleeping for the 7 hours she had been gone and clearly had enough energy for the two of us.

It was time to test my theory. I began in the ass and was everything Jean Francois had imagined. After several minutes she was still dry, this was my cue and that's all about it. I removed the cock and it is for this I held it before her face. She new the drill, ass to mouth, step one was complete. I don't know if it was the instincts or the single corn kernel but she sucked on the cock for almost 10 minutes. This was enough preparation to go back to the ass. Now, like a ski jump she perched her tiny ass skyward. I re-entered her atmosphere. The vagina still untouched, it's tears of wanton neglect were all the way to her knee.

Of course I went back to mouth again. And left the pussy yearning.

After her wonderful experience we slept with her ass as far from my face as possible. 19 years of bad hygiene cannot be instantly solved with 225lb's of creek water my friends.
The next morning the helicopter arrived to collect Jean Francois and return me to beautiful Monaco. As we lifted off I looked down and saw tiny Jenny running naked after the chopper. I waved and looked back at the tent and saw the village chief coming out holding the big syringe shaking his fist at Jean Francois! I laughed and got comfortable as the chopper turned into the sunrise.

It was lucky we were there when we were, I heard that the tiny town just outside of Rio was engulfed by a mudslide, due to a lack of water holding the creek banks. Everyone was buried alive. But Jean Francois sleeps at night knowing that a little naked native named 'Jenny' had ultimate pleasure before her demise and it is for this that I am very wonder about my next adventure!

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