Hahahaha...my friends! I am laughing so hard, half my ass is falling out of the pant!
Now be serious with me as I speak to you about these things.
Workplace relationships are a very important way to of course get more ass. You have to spend so many hours with these annoying wimins that sometimes you need to shut them up with by putting the cock inside them somewhere.
There is of course always caution which is important, as unlike Jean Francois you are semi mortal man that may in fact need the job in question. There is always ways around these things though.
What Jean Francois would like you to do right now is think of a wimins from your work that you think would like to fuck you. Of course it is probably all of them, but think of one that perhaps you would also like to become the balls deep with.
There. Now here is the thing about these things.
Jean Francois recently started a new job in a large city firm. Of course there are many girls that work in this place and it is for this that Jean Francois has of course been thinking of who and where some of the fucking could happen with. Lets start with the unusually large breasted, structurally unsound Asian human resources woman. Yes of course Jean Francois would like to bone miss Saigon, however, how to become sneaky is the problem many men will face and that's all about it.
Firstly you need to let the girl know that she has been chosen. I suggest getting her cell number is the first step. Having her cell number begins a many different ways you can inform the girl that she is on the mind therefore, with any luck, she can then be on the cock also.
Never do this until you have had the number for at least 3-4 days, but what is a great conversation starter is a short text message at 2am that says "Want to grab a pizza and watch a movie?" Of course she will not reply, as it is 2am and also if she does read it will think you are crazy. However, sometimes they reply...but this is rare. Either way...if they reply, you say that you sent it to the wrong person, namely her because you had a few drinks, or if they don't reply...never bring this up yourself. Because you 'sent it to the wrong person, you forgot all about it'.
Either way...the girl now knows that you like to party at 2am. Continue the friendship and one day she will bring it up and then you of course explain that you were with friends and other things, just make shit up is what Jean Francois would do. You see, the girls at the work are different to regular girls, but now she will look at you differently to the other people in the work and of course this will increase the chances for ass.
This technique has worked 2/6 attempts for Jean Francois to have sex with 7 days of sending the text message.
These are good odds my friends.
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