Hahaha hello again my friends it is time for Jean Francois to tell you about online dating and the mysteries it presents. I have spoken to many people, both males who have had success from these sites as well as women who have told me why they chose particular profiles over others.
Grab a pencil and join with me now, as Jean Francois presents the secrets of online dating revealed:
* On the main profile, have a clear, recent photo of YOURSELF, well dressed, smiling and looking like you're having a good time. No nude pics EVER, in fact if you insist on putting a picture of yourself shirtless have it by request only and forewarn the lady suitor.
* Do not mention ex girlfriends or hardship on your profile.
* Speak passionately about things you enjoy. Show that you have spirit. But choose what it is you are passionate about wisely. If it is the annual trip away with the friends to a car race where you fuck many hookers and get drunk, then perhaps change that to "I love traveling to new places and seeing the sites, trying the foods and everything the community has to offer"
* Be honest, don't mention that you drive a Ferrari or you have climbed the great wall of China if you haven't these things. Chances are if you say you have climbed the great wall they will ask you about it, or you may attract a sister climber, then what will you say? If you drive a very shitty car and you are poor, mention something along the lines of not being materialistic and you prefer to walk when possible. Keeping it green = ass
* Fill in as much of the dating profile as you can. With music and movies don't be specific, use genre and style, like thriller, comedy, drama, dance music, classics etc. etc. This of course can stimulate conversation and shows you are cultured, even if you had to Google it for the sake of ass.
* Keep a diary of who you met, their phone numbers etc. If you are playing the field, perhaps even a note about what you did on the date.
* Be confident to tell them you liked their profile. Tell/ask them something from it to prove you read it. Mention her picture but mention you first noticed her beautiful hair or that she has great shoulders or what she is wearing. Avoid mentioning eyes, mouth, tits, ass etc. Be different but not creepy. Say, "You have great shoulders" she will reply confused, "Oh, why's that?" Be vague, so the conversation ends after this "Not sure, they just stood out", new topic. Guaranteed when she gets offline she will look in the mirror and rub one out. I call that giving her pant heat.
* Write on the dating site blogs. Be funny and witty. If you are in a bad mood, avoid the site. Be positive ALL the time.
* Ask them questions, ask them questions they have probably never been asked like "Have you ever water skied and if so, do you prefer one ski or two"? It sounds daft, but if their profile doesn't mention water skiing then I bet she hasn't been asked. You need to find ways to stimulate their minds and be original.
* Don't mention in your profile that you love watching sunsets with that special person or holding hands on the beach or cooking delicious meals for two. The profile is where you talk about you. If you get in with this broad it may be the last time you ever get to speak about yourself and that's all about it!
* Never appear desperate. You just joined up "for some fun" If they ever ask why you joined, tell them a female friend of yours recommended you join because she met dream guy. Shows that chicks can stand to be around you and tell you shit. Pant heat.
* Remember that a dating site is minimum 7-1 male to female ratio. This means you have to stand out. It is numbers game and if you want to succeed you need to focus. Send as many 'I'm interested' things as humanly possible. If the broad doesn't have a picture, send her one anyway asking for one, they're free and there is a slight chance she is beautiful with a perfect ass.
Follow these steps my friends and trust me when I tell you that if you want ass via online dating then this is how you do it.
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