Yes my friends, here I will answer any questions you have ever had and of course the definition of the arse.
Arse: or "Ars" is the scientific word for ass. The term was coined by scientists thousands of years ago and written in many important books. Once thought extinct, an arse was spotted by an American television crew in London's South in 1994 during the filming of a very intellectual documentary. Since that discovery, breeding of arses in captivity has all but ended due to many more millions appearing across the globe.
So, what is an arse Jean Francois? Funny you should ask. Well it is very similar to the ass, however the arse is found in European countries and places like the land down under. The oldest arse ever found was deep in a volcano in South America, leading scientists to believe that the arse is actually older than man! It is also thought that Egyptians used their arses building the great pyramids and used the arse much the way we do today in the future.
It's time to get scientific with you now:
The arse has two main cheeks made of large muscles, known as Arse Muscles > arse mussels and differing amounts of fat, much the same as an ass. They can also be big or small, flat or round. They both only have the one hole. The arse has also been used for smuggling different prohibited substances across boarders almost as long as prohibited substances have existed. Also, as new prohibited substances become available, the arse continues to be the number choice for carriage. I guess the only difference I can see between the arse and the ass is the spelling and the accent that comes out of the mouth hole.
Here are some fun ways to use the arse:
Arsehole (found in a similar place as the asshole)
Arsey (Clever)
Arsehat (Derogatory name calling)
Arse master (A piece of exercise equipment; also a name Jean Francois has been referred)
I hope you enjoyed this journey as we looked deep inside an arse.
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