Wonder Bread

I write to you with hesitation my friends...and of course silence it is for this that i share with you these things

like any other Sunday morning Jean Francois collects his Sunday paper and fresh croissant after my morning workout and 407 grams of protein

to me the bake house is a haven for vagina and of course




the ass

as i selected my pastry, Janice the counter hands flimsy top fell open before my very eyes...there was a little flour dusted across her perfect breast. her badly fitting baker pants held up by a double knotted rucksack string told
jean Francois that Janice was a woman of little class

of course i became hard in the pant


i said to her "I am









Jean Francois"


it was at this time i noticed Toby the acne scarred bread maker roll his eyes.

i took from my pant the cock and lightly tapped Janice across her rosy cheek...with my free hand i emptied a packet of fresh blueberries over the balls. of course...a healthy breakfast had been served

as Janice finished her cock n berries and i finished reading the 'funny's' in my newspaper i asked Toby to leave.

i lifted Janice to the cake room...and gave her a spiderman mask to put on...i would be sphincter pirate, her nemesis.

each time she tried to speak i would push cake into her mouth and between her tits, the cock deep in raspberry coolie and ass...there was cake and cock and
Jean Francois all over the timid mouseketeer


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Time travel

hahaha my friends!

can i tell you these things to answer some of the questions?

Have i ever had to turn a woman down? let me say this thing to you...Jean Francois embraces the women of many nations, as you know i am often drunk beyond belief, it is for this that i find myself available to all women at many times. as you know Jean Francois has a penchant for petit' brunettes with of course the bald pussy and ass...i have searched the world, from the deepest jungle where tribesman and chiefs have tried to harpoon jean francois untill i escaped in my helicopter, i have been numchuckered and travelled to the highest mountains and ski slopes where i lost my beloved marie claire to a tragic impaling accident and then of course wedded her twin sister marie claude over hot cocoa and sodomy. in short, no, i have never denied a woman ultimate pleasure.

i feel the warmth of all of you and will of course be posting more often and welcome your questions, so that i,


Jean Francois



may in some way help mortal man achieve ultimate ass and thats all about it


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Alcohol

Of course my friends Jean Francois is an alcoholic

it's no secret that I am always looking for another beer and of course the ass. As I write to you these things I am of course drunk and I fit every criteria above this post yet no matter what I do I remain to be the most beautiful man ever created and thats all about it.




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drunk










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Designer Jeans

it is now for this and that's all about





these things.

I decided to buy myself some new designer jeans, of course a form fitting pant that will highlight the ass and of course the cock. my cock as you know is not only my trouser pal but my confidant. To him I share my most intimate secrets and experiences. One time i was speaking to the cock about some things, mainly ass and the kind young women that share their asses with us. we spoke for many hours, sharing laughs and a few beers. I then went to my gym with the cock where we followed 8 weider principles...the cock spotting me on a set of heavy negatives on the incline press.

my cock

my friend



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Sexy massage

Jean Francois needs massage and that's all about it...but could a mortal woman resist the sex?




of course not





I had visited Yasmin 3 times prior for work on the shoulder...Jean Francois is not getting any younger! I noticed from the moment we met to fill out the introductory forms that Yasmin was yearning in the pussy area for Jean Francois.

As Yasmin left the room I undressed and put on the robe...with only a flimsy knot covering the passion rod from the world. Yasmin entered the room..."Bonjour...I am Jean Francois". Of course Yasmin remembered me as she had only been gone 3 minutes...

Yasmin was dressed in a singlet top, see through sarong with a black thong and it is for this.

From behind Yasmin gently massaged the broad shoulders and released the robe, leaving Jean Francois naked...the cock resting to the left. Yasmin knelt before Jean Francois her hair brushing lightly over the cock, of course I became hard in the pant, though I wasn't in a pant so the cock became hard in the air!

I say to Yasmin, "Hello down there, perhaps you may take the cock into the mouth now?" I saw the wretched woman grin but not take the cock in the mouth, this began to make Jean Francois very wonder and the fury began.

Jean Francois has never been in such a situation, so of course what I did next was probably inappropriate, however at the time Jean Francois was so engulfed with rage and that's all about it!

Without a moments warning Jean Francois donkey punched the massage therapist, however without the Jean Juice. It was then that she got the message.

I was also quite thirsty so I asked for a glass of wine and donkey punched her again. To me it is like training a tiny puppy.

All this punching is not making my shoulder any better and after all, that is why Jean Francois has come to Yasmin. I demand shoulder therapy from the oily pubes of hope.

I place her ass onto the table and begin having the sex, I also take her hands and make her work on the shoulder while Jean Francois works on the vagina.

To me this is what life is all about.




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Sexy fitness model

Yes my friends, I wear the bulge of yearn and it is for this that I tell you these things....


For this and that's all about it I met Cassandra the 125 pound fitness model and part time dental hygenist in Toronto (Canadia)

Of course I was drunk and stumbled upon a modelling shoot after my 5am chest workout (3 plates, 9 reps, 3 sets) and searching for protein and of course I think to myself...the breast.

The cock always profound and strong...clearly visible through the spandex pant and tuckied in "Golds Venice" (Italy) tanktop. I ask the question..."Who will release my salty wad of milk mucus?" The helmet of adonis pressed firmly against the stretchy fabric.

Cassandra dressed in oversized underwear, due to the firmness of the ass approached Jean Francois and asked these things "I can see that the cock is of course available and perhaps I may release his trojan and offer my breast to quench the hunger Jean Francois chest cries for?"

The cock obliged



The ass was of course sub par, so it is for this that Jean Francois lit a cigarette and asked the team of make up professionals to prepare Cassandras's 'seat meat' for the greatest 'shoot' it will ever receive...Jean Francois' junk spunk.

The make up was applied...now Jean Francois had before him an unblemished can of seat.

As I entered the ass Jean Francois got to thinking about the starving children in Africa...for Jean Francois is a people of many nations and must remember to send young gnoutou the $29.99 US for the month of April.

Cassandra turned to Jean Francois in this moment of ponderation and cupped the balls...

Hello Jean juice



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Nudist

Allow me to tell you these things as I tell them to you now

My friends I write to you in haste for the doorbell it rings

This last night that just passed yesterday was one Jean Francois will not soon forget. My neighbour Coroline Gascoign the serial nude tanner from 4b Claremont has come to Jean Francois


Jean Francois obliged


Let me tell you these things


I had just finished my workout and was draped in only a robe...Caroline must have heard the steal on steal from my PB on the bench (I am Jean Francois)

Caroline says to Jean Francois..."Jean Francois....you are a god among men" I say to her "shhhhhh"

I invite Caroline into my home gym and offer her a complimentary water bottle, head phones, towel and pack of Du Maurier cigarettes (25's, King Size) The bar on the bench press bending under the pressure from my mighty lift I place her tiny ass in the curve. To my surprise her tiny shorts free one of her perfectly tanned pussy lips. I put on my "I am Jean Francois" custom embroidered Valeo lifting belt and lift her from the rack.

As summer is approaching I'm using several Weider principles including rest pause and lower her gently into the face...this set will be to failure.

Holding only an ass cheek in each of my mighty hands, I lower her into a French Press...my signature move. Carolin's chocolate smile is now all up in my grill and that's all about it!

I ask Caroline to put on her complimentary headphones as these are the only two holes Jean Francois will not be penetrating. I also ask her to hold my water bottle and towel as I will be wiping down this equipment when I am done and that's all about it


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