Here are just some fun rules that Jean Francois lives by. Enjoy them now with me if you please!
Fishing: Always go fishing with at least one women because then you may be able to have a fuck with her
Receiving the head while driving: This is a very important part of early relationship building. Humiliate her by pulling alongside truckers though to keep her in line.
Cumming in the ass: This is of course natural as when you fuck you will cum.
Not cumming: It was of course her fault
Hang gliding: Is stupid
Carrying the groceries: What are you doing at the supermarket girlyman?
Reverse parking: Is what defines a man
Crying: Have you ever been so upset that you got in your car, put on a favorite old song, sung it at the top of your lungs and cried? Jean Francois has not.
Eating the pussy: It doesn't matter if you're any good, the end
Snow skiing: Is so much very awesome!
Farting: The only time farting is inappropriate is when it is done by women.
Dating: Dating is of course a sex interview. If you do the right things you will have sex with that person. Of course when you have sex with that person is determined by how well you go at the interview. Jean Francois says very little during the date portion of the sex. I call it that because Jean Francois always gets the sex.
Smoking: IS cool
Sailing: This is a guaranteed aphrodisiac. Sun, champagne, let her 'steer' for 10 minutes, suggest she take off her top....Ass
Hybrid cars: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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